Jonathan Wolff

This beardy bit of goodness is Jonathan Wolff, who is excellent for several reasons:

+ his last name is not just "Wolf", it's "Wolff".

+ he wrote the original music for Seinfeld.

+ he wrote the original music for Will & Grace.

+ he wrote the original music for Married with Children, Who's the Boss, Caroline in the City, and many other shows I care for very little, which is why they're lumped together in one bullet point.

+ he has a good beard.

Reasons he is not excellent:

+ his picture is too small.

+ he wrote the music for The King of Queens and According to Jim.

Karl Goepfart

I'm sorry, I know that the picture is tiny, and that he's not really much of a babe, BUT HIS NAME IS GOEPFART.

Also, I appear to have run out of composers. Yup, none left. I'll have to start cataloguing attractive luthiers next. That'll be good.

Yann Tiersen

Yann Tiersen - he wrote the soundtrack to Amelie, his website has a video of him tooling about on a motorbike sort thing, he has Chris Martin eyes and a very tasteful beard. Good work him.