Brian Eno: father of ambient music, composer of film scores such as many alternative films I'm not cool enough to have seen, also The Lovely Bones.
Also, crazy strange ambiesexual androgynous babebot, who seems to have zinced the whole side of his nose and one bit of his forehead. I'm enjoying the hair, though.
Alright, so he's kind of a bit of a grouch. And that face says "are you seriously still making jokes about Bach killing kittens? How old are you, four?"
However, imagine doing something to make that craggy old face smile. Or even LAUGH. Not in a gross way, creeps, just maybe you called it hocket when he had the hiccups and all of a sudden he realised he was in love with you. In that kind of way.
I was concerned. I don't like it when we go a couple of days without a post. Even one day stresses me out a little.
And I was desperate, it seemed like, as in the real world, we were suffering some kind of internet-based man drought - you know what I'm talking about, don't you ladies?
And then I found Niccolo, looking several different types of lovely.
A Paganini for all seasons. That's not a pun, or a joke. It's just an opinion.
I've always had a bit of a thing for male violinists. Helped out, of course, by a certain dreamboat at a certain university. Who shall remain nameless, mainly because I've forgotten his name, but also because that would be AWKWARD.
But he's not in first year, in case anyone's getting any ideas.