Joseph Schuster

So, it's been a quiet afternoon here at the workplace. Taking advantage of the fact that I work in a music type place, I decided to raid the Groves.

After a disappointing rendezvous with the term "Schusterfleck", I stumbled upon Joseph Schuster. Sure, he might not give you an immediate POW!, but give him time, he'll totally grow on you. He'd get you home on time, bring you corsages and probably build you a piano or something. And look totally pretty doing lots of whistful glances and shizz.